2 Kid Funnies!

Kid Funny #1:

I have an hour lunch break from work, so I come home sometimes. Riley was home sick the other day, so we were chatting.

Riley: Mama...why do you work?
Me: So we can have money to buy things.
Riley: I want to go to work.
Me: Well, what do you want to be when you grow up? You can be a policeman, doctor...
Riley: I want to be BATMAN!

Kid Funny #2:

Riley had a stomach ache and pretty much as soon as he was feeling better, Slayton started feeling ill.

Riley: Mama! I am feeling nuch better!
Slayton: Well, yeah, that because you gave the germs to me!