2 Riley funnies!

So, Riley's talking is getting MUCH better...here are two hysterical things he came up with just in the last few hours!

Riley: Mama...I want a new Kiki.
Mom: Why?
Riley: Her hands are cold!

Daddy: Who threw out their pizza after only 2 bites?!?
Slayton: Riley!
Daddy: Riley! You threw out your pizza after taking only 2 bites?!?
Riley: No!! I took 4 bites!

LOL!